The Works of Saint Barack Obama

"When he was twelve years old, they found him in the temple in the City of Chicago, arguing the finer points of community organisation with the Prophet Jeremiah and the Elders. And the Elders were astonished at what they heard and said among themselves: 'Verily, who is this Child that he opens our hearts and minds to the audacity of hope?'"

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"And they told of strange and wondrous things that greeted the news of the Child's journey. Around the world, global temperatures began to decline, and the ocean levels fell and the great warming was over. "

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Thou canst readeth more of the mighty works of Saint Barack Obama--"with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow"-- at the Times Online.