Sorry, Voters, Cook County Can't Run an Election

Ah, Cook County, you do us proud. Votes missing, talk of lawsuits, no results from precincts? Hidden ballots?

How nice that so many people sat out this election. They don't have to worry that it was their ballot that was lost.

The results from 200 precincts have been impounded. The newsmen are reduced to making on-the-air phone calls to try to figure out what is happening.

God Bless Chicago; it's business as usual.