Happy First Day of Christmas to You!
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a partridge in a pear tree.
posted by Publia at 9:44 AM
"The urge to be top dog is a bad urge. Inevitable tragedy. A sensible person seeks to be at peace, to read books, know the neighbors, take walks, enjoy his portion, live to be eighty [update: ninety-five], and wind up fat and happy . . ."