Clever! Obama Scores Nobel Peace Prize While Waging War

O bizarro! What Mahatmas Ghandi was never able to achieve, Barack Obama--whose war stance is beginning to look a lot like Richard Nixon's--got just by talking. By awarding Obama the Nobel Peace Prize, Obama's place as the biggest celebrity in the world is now safe.

When you realize that Norway is a Socialist country with socialized medicine, it all begins to make sense. Obama's nanny state goals likely kept the prize committee swooning. And seeing Obama's Chicago background, you might just want to check the contracts members of the commitee hold. Hope there aren't any hired trucks!