Happy Second Day of Christmas
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, two turtle doves and a partride in a pear tree.
posted by Publia at 8:06 AM
"The urge to be top dog is a bad urge. Inevitable tragedy. A sensible person seeks to be at peace, to read books, know the neighbors, take walks, enjoy his portion, live to be eighty [update: ninety-five], and wind up fat and happy . . ."