Moving it Forward: Dennis the Menace, Meet Barack Obama!

Dennis the Menace, meet Barack Obama! There is such a good new excuse for you, Dennis, in all your naughtiness. Just tell everyone after your latest scrape, "What I want to do is move it forward." If that doesn't work, just tell say, "What I want to do now, though, is to make sure that this doesn't continue to be a perpetual distraction."

Clever, no?