Barack Obama: Will it be "Toga toga toga" in Denver?

Will they be chanting "To-ga! tog-ga! to-ga!" in Denver tonight? Is this what Barack Obama will be wearing as he makes his acceptance speech on a set designed by Britney Spears' set designer and made to look like a Greek temple?

Sometimes a candidate just should say "No!" to his people and handlers and this is one of those times. I certainly hope Barack Obama won't be arriving via some kind of pulley contraption as if he were descending from the heavens like a Greek god. Some people have said that the set is going to resemble something in Germany, in say, the late 1930's.

All-in-all, this Greek temple thing sounds like one really, really bad idea.

UPDATE: Well "the temple" looks okay, but it looks as if Barack Obama is giving his speech in front of a Japanese screen. I think Barack is going to give me a free new car and a tax break, and even reopen the US Steel South Works plant. Only one problem: Obama looks so incredibly angry and is screaming so loudly I am worried that he might forget about all my free goodies and kill me first. Or maybe he just wants to kill John McCain.