Bargain Bin: All of Washington Now for Sale!

Just in time for the 4th of July, all of Washington appears to be for sale! Yes, you too can buy access and help for the low, low price of only $25,000! Why look down your nose at the people in third world countries, when you can act just like one? In fact, why even hide corruption under a system of nods and winks when you can advertise it in a brochure! Further details here.

Pretty corrupt, eh?

UPDATE: Mmmmmmmm maybe too blatent? Apparently this realy lousy infludence-peddling idea has been put on hold, at least for the moment. Is there any wonder why newspapers and evening news shows are dying?