Just Say No! No! to Hubby Hubby

Maybe Capitalism isn't dying as fast as I thought, or could it be behind the gay marriage movement? There is a lot to be sold for weddings of all types, including Hubby Hubby ice cream. Could it be all that marital celebration is just an excuse for all those health club devotees to let themselves go? Well, at least the containers are small.

While the carton is obviously a highly collectible piece of ephemera (available only for September, and possibly not everywhere), you have about as much chance of getting a scoop of this (or Chubby Hubby) at the Padena house as a shot of scotch. Ben and Jerry's--now owned by corporate giant Unilever--may have its standards, but we still have ours, too.