Thursday, March 04, 2010

Dan Seals Campaign Too Boring for Words

Today I was going to write about Dan Seals, the perpetual Congressional Candidate from Illinois' 10th Congressional District who lives in the nearby 9th Congressional District, but I decided against it. Seals has run for office so many times that writing about the latest revelations in his possible campaign shakeup or his tainted political contributions is about as exciting as clearing the leftovers from the back of the refrigerator, a task that occupied me for some minutes last night. Seals has spent so many years as a professional Congressional candidate that he now has lived in the area for almost long enough to escape the carpetbagger label which he so richly deserved in his first campaign.

Why Dan Seals thinks he can capably represent people in a community to which he has no roots nor ties is a glowing testament to the effectiveness of our nation's schools to give all children high self-esteem. So today you won't be hearing about Dan Seals, no, because everthing about him--until he pulls off another one of his signature frat-boy stunts--is yesterday's news.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmm. I guess if you had a few facts right, it might make sense for you to blog your opinions. maybe you can get a job at fox news - they don't bother themselves with facts either.

Mar 4, 2010, 6:37:00 PM  
Blogger Publia said...

Anon--Gotcha, we are all about the fair and balanced here.

TA: You are so dedicated; I figured best to let everyone go read what you had written. All of it was good. I simply didn't have the strength to add to it, although that was my intention when I started the post. It takes genuine skill to write something new about Seals, although it looks as he is reinventing himself as pro-Israel. Then again, is that new or is it just the old same-old with more time for Seals to learn that means more than going to a Jewish summer camp?

Mar 5, 2010, 9:22:00 AM  

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