Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween to you!

Today we are looking for an online Book of Spells. We thought it would be nice to dedicate the link to a fellow blogger, the Netizen of the West, who, along with her familiar, has fallen upon hard times. As a practitioner of the Dark Arts, she is in real trouble. While she exhibits genuine enthusiasm for enchantment, and has been working day and night on her blog trying to turn Republicans into toads, we must report that she has not had any luck. Recently, she has been found muttering only “Liar! Liar! Liar!” into her bubbling cauldron from which she hurls her invectives, and all to no effect. Her worthless one-word spell leads only to drooping blog statistics and a shrinking number of comments on her blog.

As further proof that her spells don’t work, she spawned one of the hottest new blogs of the North Shore as a byproduct of banishing unpopular speech from her comment box, as well as no end of merriment for local blog commenters who have taken their insights elsewhere.

You can learn all about this sad creature by clicking here or here. And by the way, if you happen to have any old family spells laying about, perhaps you could drop them into her inbox? Charity does, as they say, begin at home.

4 Comments:

Blogger El Rider said...

Publia,
Thanks for the link, here's hoping that your day is all treats and no tricks.

Oct 31, 2007, 3:10:00 PM  
Anonymous publia.padena said...

Happy Halloween to you and thanks for stopping by!

Oct 31, 2007, 3:34:00 PM  
Blogger Team America said...

Publia- this was priceless!

Hopefully Ellen won't hex you in retribution!

Nov 1, 2007, 8:48:00 PM  
Blogger Publia said...

No, she will probably never see this. If she does, she will probably just mumble "Liar! Liar! Liar!" and "Hate! Hate! Hate!" How could that be any different from what she is already doing?

I really did try to find her some new spells! Alas, they currently appear to be in somewhat short supply. (It is possible that the Daily Kos took them all.) Hopefully, some obliging reader will send a few her way.

Nov 1, 2007, 10:34:00 PM  

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