No Free Car for Me

OH NO! I hope it didn't bother you when I started screaming again

After the stimulus passed I was screaming because I totally forgot to get a dream house with a large mortgage I couldn't afford.

Now I'm screaming not only because I totally forgot to get a dream house with a large mortgage I couldn't afford, but I also forgot to get a second mortage. How stupid was that? Turns out I could have had a luxury cruise and and a super spiffy car all for free.